Comes Complete with: Total Ignorance, Bald Head, Salt & Pepper Hair (what ever is left), Large Gap in Front Teeth, Bum Leg, Liver Spots, Pancake Butt, Hairy Body on Front & Back Easy to Comb (more then a Caveman).
Must Have Phillips' Milk of Magnesia Wild Cherry Flavor Nightly.
Sunday he has to have his blood: Rigatoni Pasta and Sauce.
Still thinks Woman should know their place and Do Not Bust His Chops!
United States Born & Raised.
Speaks English, But Not Properly and Can't Spell.
Thinks That Someone who knows how to Surf The Web is a Hacker, so Computer Illiterate.